LGS 2.0 CHALLENGE 2

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challenge:

Signy: ...

Signy: We need pizza.

Monitor: Don't we already have atleast 40+ pizza places here?

Signy: We need pizza.

Signy: And robots that sing! Who else would I be asking for other than Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria!

Monitor: That place has a track record of so many murders, you're insa-

Signy: Competitors, pleaaase, your 2nd challenge is to convince Freddy Fazbear to move into my mall!

Signy pointing at Freddy Fazbear jpeg

The entry

Mochi is reluctant to do the challenge. Outfit bluntly consoles Mochi by telling her that despite her long term fear of freddy fazbear he is not actually real, which seems to be quickly and ironically disproved as a vocal imitation of the fnaf jingle is sung in earshot. Mochi hides under a desk immediately in fear, believing she is doing this for the better of both of them. The singing figure is revealed to be Purple Guy, who quickly and nonchalantly discovers Outchi from underneath the desk. 'Oh! well if it isnt a very human girl hiding underneath this desk. may i speak to yous for a minutes?' he inquires. Outchi asks to check if he is the 'man behind the slaughter from the tlt song'. his nonchalance once again shines as he tells them that he has killed bazillions of kids and is more certaintly going to hell. Outfit writes her manifesto.

Purple Guy asks Outchi if they had seen his gay british son, who he believes to be around the mall somewhere. Outchi smokes a fat one and says that purple guy looks like the real gay little fellow. However, not much longer after that they realise he can very much help them with their 'feddy fazbear' endeavours. he agrees to this on the circumstance that they find his son. Outchi find him, seeming shocked at such a creature approaching him, and they tell him the following. 'naur i need you for uuh yknow now fujckingh uuh idk football'. Micheal Afton is convinced, but even more shocked at the sight of his father, the 'Ourple boy'. Truley, terror seeps through his eyes.

Purple guy leaves with him in order to ffjgk uuh Football. A few hours pass, and outchi grow impatient about when he may return. Luckily, he arrives just as the words as uttered, with his fully materialised original character 'Baby fazbear' who can dispense pizza, just what Outchi needed. They ask how they may ever repay him.

Purbly Guy acts as in character as he could ever be, and simply responds saying 'Your blood'.

uploaded 03/06/2022 - ranked 4th of 21